I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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