I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
either way he was missing a nipple.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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