I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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