My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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