jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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