Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
