I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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