Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize