yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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