well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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