fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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