yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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