You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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