Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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