ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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