Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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