'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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