I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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