you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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