is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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