Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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