i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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