So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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