not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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