Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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