I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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