I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
