Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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