My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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