normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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