so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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