You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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