never play flip cup with pint glasses
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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