i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
