just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Fuck appropriateness.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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