talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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