Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
