My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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