Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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