shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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