I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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