I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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