yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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