Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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