He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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