dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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