i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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