It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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