I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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