do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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