we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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