it hurts more in the daytime
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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