Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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