dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
it's like iHOP with fire
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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