we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just cut my nipple shaving
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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