We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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